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poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Actually me

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gelatins:

kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are

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oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord, via fcksl00ts)

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emmysaurus:

When you step in something on the floor with bare feet
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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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obi-wan-comeblowme:

There’s no chill!!

obi-wan-comeblowme:

There’s no chill!!

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